Hollywood, WTF!!?

Firstly: Who the f*ck is this guy?

and how does he have a concert at the Staples Center, capacity of 16,000,000 idiotic Lakers Fans? None of my friends knows who this "Tata" is.

Which leads right into the point of this blog post:

WHO IS THE IDIOT WITH ZERO ARTISTIC MORALS WHO GREEN-LIGHTS MOVIES IN HOLLYWOOD??

Case in point:

Whoever said "Hey! This is a GREAT idea for a movie!" needs to be slapped in the face with a fish. Seriously, read the name of that movie: "CATS & DOGS: THE REVENGE OF KITTY GALORE". Now look at the fact that there is a dog and a cat... flying? Now go ahead and vomit. Now clean up that mess. Now vomit again.

Now look at the second travesty in Hollywood of Summer '10:

When I saw this on a billboard I almost fucking crashed into a bus ... on purpose. How can I live in a world where shit like this exists? Now, granted, not every movie can be The Dark Knight or Scarface but, seriously, WTF? When I was a kid they made movies like the Goonies or The Sandlot or Ferris Bueller's Day Off, not this shit nanny garbage with flying pigs and 50 kids in a sidecar.

Fuck.

So this blog post is less of an update and more of a plea. Dearest Hollywood: Let's get smart and make it so I don't want to kill myself looking at the horse shit that you are planning on boring our youth with, and let's make a real movie:

BONUS: Best/worst prank EVER.