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Holy f**king, sh*t balls!

Well the first day of our website launch was an emotional roller coaster for us Tortugas. But that's what happens when you're Reckless. Sometimes you piss a few people off. We are okay with that because you also make lots of people love you even harder. And we like being loved... hard.

Thanks to everyone for checking the site out!! We are so excited about it. FYI- The virus thing is sorted out. We just had to resubmit to Norton that we are the actual owners of our site. nbd.

To the Online Gamer fans... it's not really our style to address haters, but we also realize some of you guys are taking this latest episode pretty hard. You crazy fuckers really love your Online Gamer and we think that's a beautiful thing. If you didn't like this one as much as we did... well, too fuckin' bad. jk. No, we have many, many more to come, like Aaron & the "gamer girl" from ep 2 (Lynsey). Lynsey's schedule got crazy and we couldn't shoot an episode with her for awhile, so we moved on to another idea to tide you over. We thought you would appreciate it! We were trying to do you a favor. You know what, biatches, we're "sorry" the free content we bring you isn't always up to your super-high expectations! Oh no, you're unsubscribing? But we're going to miss you so much! All your rude comments and demands for the next Online Gamer on every offing video. GTFO.. now! Okay, sorry, okay, we're cool, we just got a little worked up. We work so hard! *sniffle.

To the people who liked OG3 and love our new website... we fucking love you. Like soul-mate type love. True love. We want to take this to next level and sext with you.

Okay, we're going to keep being reckless, so stay tuned. Next Tuesday is season 2 of Psycho Girlfriend ep. 2.

-RT

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